tomlintum:

whenever my mom criticizes me i yell “it’s probably genetic” and run out of the room as fast as i can

wayne5923:

babygirlssweetsurrender:

💋

Now thats horny!!!
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mskneesocks:

the-super-sized-mcshizzle-man:

mskneesocks:

if a u can see a someone’s bra through their shirt do you care.  like do u really care.  it’s probably a hecka cute bra right and i bet they spent like 20 dollars on that bra.  maybe even 30 dollars idk.  don’t shun the bra appreciate the bra

It’s underwear. It’s not supposed to be seen

this bra was 60 dollars and it’s pink and white striped the world needs to see this tbh

kookie667:

Let’s play a game called “I’m totally joking, but would do that in a heartbeat if you were into it”

irl-spain:

samanthabarxx:

how do you giggle in french

honhonhon oui oui baguette

lecterings:

'where is the pen i was using like 3 seconds ago' an autobiography i'll never write because i keep losing the pen i was using like 3 seconds ago.

funnyordie:

Animal Fact of the Day
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retrobluegypsy:

I wishhhh 😩💕
words-of-emotion:

Good Vibes HERE

mostlyfiction:

I will forever be haunted
by the thought of how it could
have been if we would have both
just let our weak and tortured past go.

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